PITBULL REAL or HOLOGRAM?

In 2000 scientists working in secret with Aliens at Area 51 perfected hologram technology. The CIA, realizing they could use it to control and manipulate the population put in place plans to indoctrinate the America population with catchy latin pop/rap songs. Rather than simulating a young early 20's latina woman, the geniuses at Langley made a bald child like man their vehicle for pushing "latin vibes".

A few facts about "Mr Worldwide":

  1. I have never physically made solid contact with him , thus how can I prove he is actually real?

  2. Watch one of his music videos. They all look like they are in front of cheap 10 dollar Sears backgrounds. How easier to make a music video with Billboard top 45 hologram than to insert him into generic backgrounds. If he was such an accomplished artist wouldn't he have videos that aren't uhhh shit?

  3. The CIA hit a bit of a budget crunch a few years ago, and they had to cut back on the voice actor that voices the Pitbull hologram. That budget timing corresponded with Pitbull doing a lot more "featuring" work where he mostly says "Dale" and "Mr Worldwide".

  4. They did this same thing with 2Pac...no really look it up. They had him do a live show with Snoop Dogg and Dr Dre at 2012 Coachella, it was super fucked up.